If Men Were Meant to Be Circumcised...

If men were meant to be circumcised, we’d be born circumcised. It’s a revolting, primitive habit, almost as bad as female circumcision, and it should be illegal. -Bob

Bob cracks me up. His comment deserves a response, but only for the laughs.

Allow me to apply his reasoning more broadly:

• If men were meant to speak, we’d be born with a full vocabulary.
• If men were meant to fly, we’d have wings. 
• If women were meant to have babies, they’d be born pregnant.
• If men were meant to have short hair, we’d be born with hair that don’t grow.
• If babies were meant to have their umbilical cords removed, they’d be born without umbilical cords.

 Really, Bob. Just because you don’t know, understand, or like the reason for something doesn’t mean it’s barbaric. It might also mean that you are ignorant, stupid, or have poor taste.

Nobody who calls God's commandments "revolting" or "primitive" has anything worthwhile to say on the subject.