My Favorite Fairy Tales

These are a few of my favorite things not to believe in:

• Anthropogenic climate change
• Democracy
• Technocracy
• Feminism
• Flatearth
• Sacred-namism
• Imaginary Hebrew (Yahusha, Yahawashi, Yahuah, Yashraal, etc.)
• KJV-onlyism
• Equality
• Homeopathy
• Medical ex cathedra
• Vegetarianism
• Chemtrails
• Lizard people
• Aliens
• The Religion of Peace™
• The next election is the most importantest election ever
• Transgenderism
• Big Foot
• Every mass shooting is a false flag event
• Russians/Jews/Nazis/Masons/Illuminati are controlling everything
• Darwinian Evolution
• British Israelism
• African Israelism
• And its corollary, the Black Jesus
• Khazars converted to Judaism
• Dispensationalism
• Hypercalvinism
• Progressivism
• Socialism
• Globalism
• Papism
• Noahide Laws
• Egalitarianism
• Teetotalism
• Astrology
• Spiders are your friends
• Pharmacosoteriology
• Serpent Seed/Seed of Cain
• DidIMissAnIsm

I'm probably wrong about one or two of these. I mean, I can't be right about everything all the time, right? But I could be wrong.